Ambrosia Garden Archive
    • AV, after a merciless spooning, removes the brown paint and proceeds to explain that Andrew Welch is the supreme ruler of the evil parallell universe known as Ambrosia.

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      Vast__

    • oh.. that guy. too bad for him. sorry about the spoons. now what are we going to do about that guardian?

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      Hail the great ?!!!
      ????

    • Grey downs his current drink and begins to do a jig. Vermeer (the yellow iguana) does the same dance on Greys head and people start clapping and offering money.

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      "WE ARE THE POPES OF THE PYROS!!" "WE ARE THE CRUSADERS OF CAPELLA!!" "THE FRIARS OF FIRE!!" "THE BAPTISTS OF BORAL 1!!!!" "THE CATHOLIC KILLERS OF NEW CALCUTTA!!!!!!" "WE ARE THE GOOD!! no.. no... THE BAD!!! yeah.. thats it.. THE BAD CATHOLICS!!!"

    • Arianne takes the money.

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    • Quote

      Originally posted by Agent_Vast:
      after a merciless spooning

      Funny, what you meant wasn't the first thing I though of...

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      KDC sits down at the bar and taps her fingers restlessly for a few moments, looks up, and orders a serving of bartender.

      "I mean, something with alcohol in it. A lot of alcohol."

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      I'm too sexy for your pants.

    • Quote

      Originally posted by kraftdinnerclone:
      KDC sits down at the bar and taps her fingers restlessly for a few moments, looks up, and orders a serving of bartender.

      Is there something going on here that I'm missing?

      (url="http://"http://www.silvernetwork.net/kryten/mcheese.html")CHEESE 1.0!!!!!(/url)

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    • Quote

      Originally posted by kraftdinnerclone:
      **Funny, what you meant wasn't the first thing I though of...

      **

      Not Funny.

      EDIT: Bad Spelling
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      Vast__

      (This message has been edited by Agent_Vast (edited 01-01-2004).)

    • SlaVitiCkus has his computer running again, but cannot find his OS 10.2 disk, so can only run 9. He sighs...

      He then looks at Grey and Arianne talking. He passes Grey a note. It reads:

      "She's only interested in your blood. A friendly warning from one victim to another. :)"

      He then revives Andrew, his almighty leader, and asks only that he kills LifeKnight. He follows by setting up a spike wall outside the portal for LifeKnight to ram himself into, for there would be no way for him to know.

      Knowing him though, he will miraculously be wearing spike proof armor, or have amazing reflects....So SlaVitiCkus simply hunts him down and impales him where he found him, returns, and orders a Dackery.

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      Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.
      "You're dumb." -Rawzer to whitedevil, whitedevil2, Ory 'hara, and poger825.

    • AV points out that the Parrelax 'Ambrosia' may even be developing a Parallell Blue Mushroom Pub, available to everyone packed up and called 'An Addon to the Pog Page', whatever that means...

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      Vast__

    • SlaVitiCkus's fingers start twitching from lack of OS 10.2, yet not as much as they were the month his computer was down.

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      Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.
      "You're dumb." -Rawzer to whitedevil, whitedevil2, Ory 'hara, and poger825.

    • Grey crumples up the note and shoots a sideways glance at Arrianne.
      "what?"
      Grey scoots back a little, "oh nothing.."
      Vermeer then notifies SlaVitiCkus that Grey once got so edgy from lack of OS 10 that he cut off the freindly macintosh salesman's head after seeing the price.

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      "WE ARE THE POPES OF THE PYROS!!" "WE ARE THE CRUSADERS OF CAPELLA!!" "THE FRIARS OF FIRE!!" "THE BAPTISTS OF BORAL 1!!!!" "THE CATHOLIC KILLERS OF NEW CALCUTTA!!!!!!" "WE ARE THE GOOD!! no.. no... THE BAD!!! yeah.. thats it.. THE BAD CATHOLICS!!!"

    • 10.2? What's wrong with 10.3?

      Arianne watches Grey pocket the note suspiciously. Turning, she looks at SlaVitiCkus and raises one delicate eyebrow. He has missed cleaning a few spots left from the splattering of his earlier activities. Her fingers twitch.

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    • Can't run PoG in 10.3....actually I just have'nt bought it yet really...

      SlaVitiCkus slowly gets up, then darts for his room and locks the door, for what good it's worth.

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      Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.
      "You're dumb." -Rawzer to whitedevil, whitedevil2, Ory 'hara, and poger825.

    • Quote

      Originally posted by kraftdinnerclone:
      **KDC sits down at the bar and taps her fingers restlessly for a few moments, looks up, and orders a serving of bartender.

      "I mean, something with alcohol in it. A lot of alcohol."

      **

      Rawzer raises his eyebrow. "What do you want with Sidatious?"

      Rawzer pulls out a small knife, and after a few hours, "RWS-R + SJL" begins appearing on various tables, chairs, and walls.

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      You know, I was going to let you become part of my most erotic fantasies, but you can just forget it, write it off!
      I keep thinking there has to be something better out there, because if there wasn't, I'd just curl up in a larval position and weep.

    • SlaVitiCkus missed the point of Rawzers last line there...

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      Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.
      "You're dumb." -Rawzer to whitedevil, whitedevil2, Ory 'hara, and poger825.

    • Rawzer ignores SlaV's request for clarity, and instead goes on a fast until the world of Garendall becomes operational in Panther.

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      You know, I was going to let you become part of my most erotic fantasies, but you can just forget it, write it off!
      I keep thinking there has to be something better out there, because if there wasn't, I'd just curl up in a larval position and weep.

    • Quote

      Originally posted by Rawzer:
      **Rawzer ignores SlaV's request for clarity, and instead goes on a fast until the world of Garendall becomes operational in Panther.

      **

      You make me sad..

      SlaVitiCkus begins to wonder when he will see OS X again

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      Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.
      "You're dumb." -Rawzer to whitedevil, whitedevil2, Ory 'hara, and poger825.

    • We must force feed the owner of the bar!!!!!

      You'll die before it happens

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    • **_No, don't force feed him! He'll die! And then this place will be mine! MINE! Ha ha ha ha ha!

      The other members of the bar then tear AV to shreds with their bare hands and his head is left on a pole at the fireplace and the rest of him is blended and served to Arianne..._**

    • nice work guys! whos 4 lunch?