...N'Sync. They start sining "Bye,Bye,Bye" And the universe collapses into a black hole right on top of them. So now the entire universe is a black hole. But suddenly...
P.S. this topic is now a 100 posts! 
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U.E. Lovers Are Ignorant Of True Power.
(Not to mention the 300 from the original TaS.) Ok back to the story.
Anyway, the untamed powers of the 666th dimension reached in and un-black-holed everything. Since it was a black hole, it must therefore not be a black hole.
N'Sync however decided they would leave the thread as too many weird things were hapening in it.
Meanwhile on Prunopia:
The prune-throwing gnomes decided to build a fleet to rid the universe of all non-prune fruits. In doing so they invented the Prune launcher, designed to burrow into the enemy ship's insides and release terrible gas. So they mass produced it. One of the prune launchers was quickly snatched up by Ubermann in the ASS Cuisine.
He then realized that the gnomes were a big threat and he must tell D.A.R.K. about it!
The Robin of Rebirth and it's children destroy the black hole. NSYNC is then sucked up by another black hole and are lost FOR-EV-ER(think Sandlot). Meanwhile, Ubermann is considering different theories about how Bob came to be. He decides that he must have been created through the illogical powers of the 6th dimension after Ubermann ate the bad clams Friday. So naturally, he who is born by the clam, dies by the clam. Ubermann immediatly started in motion the plans for a new weapon...the Clam Launcher. It fires bad clams at the opposing ship which infect the air ventilation system thereby killing the crew. He immediatly set off to find Bob humming "It's Gonna Be Me"...
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Oh no! It's locked!-Harry
Damn it Pam, stop glowing-Harry
Eat staples electro-breath-Harry
Some people need to wash their gene pool
A.S.S Cuisine reporting for duty!
Then Ubermann realizes he left his keys inside his brand new Juel XF-382 fighter.
"Shucks!", says the frustrated quality engineer. "I better start walking then."
So he proceeds to the nearest station. After about four years of rigorous EVA, he sees something approaching...
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"They say the big ships are easy targets for the small, swift ones. Have you ever seen a fighter bulldoze an asteroid?"
The residents of the 73rd dimension are cured by the MDT Navy, and therefore are indebted for life (or at least for a few thousand years). The U.E.S. Iron Fish is so grateful, that it invites a few MDT holes to a strip club, to see the finer things in life. Meanwhile, Cartman's scientists finish the Grapefruit Cannons! A brand new Juel XF-383 assault fighter is purchased to accomodate the new weapons. The fighter's original weapons are replaced with the Beefcake Launcher, the Cheesy-Poof Shooter, a pair of Grapefruit Cannons, and the broken lemon juicer. Cartman needs to test the now-modified fighter and finds....Kenny! Kenny dies a quick and painless death (again) and Cartman goes off to fight evil in the universe...
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"U.E.S. Iron Fist, request permission to dock."
"Permission denied."
"Up yours, Voinian scum!"
(This message has been edited by Iron Fist (edited 08-12-2000).)
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**The residents of the 73rd dimension are cured by the MDT Navy, and therefore are indebted for life (or at least for a few thousand years). The U.E.S. Iron Fish is so grateful, that it invites a few MDT holes to a strip club, to see the finer things in life. Meanwhile, Cartman's scientists finish the Grapefruit Cannons! A brand new Juel XF-383 assault fighter is purchased to accomodate the new weapons. The fighter's original weapons are replaced with the Beefcake Launcher, the Cheesy-Poof Shooter, a pair of Grapefruit Cannons, and the broken lemon juicer. Cartman needs to test the now-modified fighter and finds....Kenny! Kenny dies a quick and painless death (again) and Cartman goes off to fight evil in the universe...
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Cartman with a voracious desire for food sets aside his quest to save the universe and heads over to the diner adjacent to the spaceport bar.
"Hey look it's Cartman!", the clientel cheers.
"Gimme my food!" Hisses Cartman, as the patrons are awestruck by his rude behaviour.
Out from the shadows steps a rugged looking renegade.
"Watch yer tone, feller."
Out of fear for his life, the chubby boy grabs his food flees for his sleek fighter when his mission to save the universe is reinstilled. He thinks to himself, "Now I will pay a visit to...
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"They say the big ships are easy targets for the small, swift ones. Have you ever seen a fighter bulldoze an asteroid?"
...Prunopia! Then i can show those hippy gnomes that prunes suck, with mah Grape fruit gun! Now where are those cheesy poofs... no kitty you cant have any!! <meow> NO KITTY THATS A BAD KITTY!!
OctoberFost steps out of the shadows and resurects this string, which means so much to him (not really)
In an area about 15 yards north of were cartman is located, the Uzbekistani Commandos (muhahahha, they're back!) materialize and kill him.
They take over the house and turn it into their US HQ.
An ambassador from Azerbijian comes to them. He demands...
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"Never...have we faced two contenders who are so boring and insipid." -Fidel Castro, on George W. Bush and Al Gore.
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Thru the powers of the 6th and 666th dimension that were instilled in him, Cartman is dead, therefore he is alive. Cartman is incredibly ****ed at OctoberFost, and kills Kenny and the kitty that was eating his cheesy-poofs. Cartman begins to devise a plan against his new-found enemy...
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"U.E.S. Iron Fist, request permission to dock."
"Permission denied."
"Up yours, Voinian scum!"
(This message has been edited by Jude (edited 10-05-2000).)
... but is hit in the face with several prunes before he can do anything, by the PTG's (prune-throwing gnomes if you didn't catch that).
He recuperates half a second later, in the middle of a meeting between the Azerbajani ambasador, and the Uzbekistani comandoes.
"Klahabalakh obariniaha!"
"Denkleilaman!"
"KLIMAIN!!"
Of course this made no sense to Cartman. therefore, he decided he would try to save the peace meetings, by hiting the gnomes with a stick before they can shoot prunes at people.
But suddenly, a dead duck goes and flings fresh poo at Cartman! The poo misses him, though, and hits the prune-throwing gnomes. Now the gnames are angered at the dead duck and start to shoot at it with the Prune Launcher! Now the Azerbijan and Ubeiztani peace meeting is ruined because of the of prune-throwing gnomes and the smell of the fresh poo.
Meanwhile, Voyager suddenly reincarnates itself through the use of ramscoops, zinkywoodles, dinkydoodles, and the use of the illogical 666th dimension. Seven of Nine then causes everyone elses' heads to explode through the power of illogic. She has become demonicaly posessed by illogic and begins to recite, "And now for something completly different..." over and over again!
She takes over the ship and begins to fly toward Cartman, who is now beating the prune-throwing gnomes with a stick. Cartman sees Voyager, and jumps into one of the Ubikiztani Commando's laps for safety and comfort. "And now for something completly different. Resistance is Futile." is what Seven is saying for everandeverandever. Suddenly, the prune-throwing gnomes begin to chant "We hate dinkydoodles and zinkydoodles that fix Federation Starships" in the klingon language! (which sounds very odd...)
Suddenly, there is a reaction between the prunes and the didlywinks, causing a rupture in the fabric of space-time. Both the Voyager and the dead duck are sucked into the hole before it seals itself. The gnomes are finally beaten into submission by Cartman, and the Kazakhstani-Uzbekistani talks are resumed, albeit with help from the Tajikistani Commandos. Cartman resumes his trip about the galaxy, only to find yet another set of commandos, this time of the Afghanistani flavor. Cartman knows not what lies ahead...
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Voinians are worth less than the scum clouding up my forward view screen.
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The person who becomes an ally of the Voinians is fearful of the might of the humans.
But since Voyeger had the powers of the 6th demionsion infused into it it was not squshing cartman so therefore it was squshing cartman. The afghanistanien commandos rejoice at the death of cartman. But suddenly some south africenin commandos appear and start shooting the afghanistanien commandos. But suprisingly...
To Iron Fist: (Out of story)
Do you know where to get the Emalgha-Human-Hinwar Allience plug?
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U.E. Lovers Are Ignorant Of True Power.
(This message has been edited by Lonevoinian (edited 08-23-2000).)
....the South african comandoes were wearing tutu's! This caused 7 of 9 to stop saying "and now for something completely diffrent" and "resistance is futile". Instead, she and voyager got sucked to the 9th dimension, which, incidentally, was in itself a giant black hole.
However, this whole thing was interrupted when the turqoise Mr.T burst in in his hella-fast van, and started giving the Uzbekistani commandoes hella-wedgies.
The gnomes joined in the fight and started using their Prune launchers to good effect.
Then they all looked around, and realized they were in an EVO FORUM, and they left.
only they couldn't leave because their toga's tripped them! now, in a mass of cloth, half way to the back button, a black hole sucking them in, what could they do but call........
... just keepin the thread alive...
(There's an Emalgha-Human-Hinwar Alliance plug?!? Where's it at!?! Oh, that was your question.)
Not forgetting the powers of the 6th dimension, Cartman is dead, therefore he is alive (note to all: this Cartman thing is going somewhere, it just takes awhile). Cartman puts on his thinking cap and decides to leave the now raging battle between the gnomes, the Afghanistani, Uzbekistani, Kazakhstani, and the South African Commandoes. Cartman then does investigative work and finds that his true enemy is Ekip, which resides at the center of the 666th dimension (remember when we started that?). Cartman decides to take the scenic route to the 666th dimension.
What will Cartman encounter on the scenic route to the 666th dimension?
Is Ekip feeling lonely because he's been ignored for so long?
Why did I suddenly feel like restarting these annoying questions?
Will the Knicks fans ever miss Ewing?
How about the "queer who ran around bare-@$$ed" on SurvivorŽ, eh?
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Voinians are worth less than the scum clouding up my forward view screen.
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The person who becomes an ally of the Voinians is fearful of the might of the humans.
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Originally posted by Adventurer:
**Then Ubermann realizes he left his keys inside his brand new Juel XF-382 fighter.
"Shucks!", says the frustrated quality engineer. "I better start walking then."
So he proceeds to the nearest station. After about four years of rigorous EVA, he sees something approaching...
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After waiting for many posts for something to approach, he gives up and finds his ship. He jets over to it and climbs inside where the clam launcher has finished production(you would hope so after four years had passed). He fires up his engines and heads off to find Bob...but not before hiring out the detective masterminds better known as the Azerbaijan Commandos!
Will Ubermann's bad clams defeat Bob?
Can the Azerbaijan Commandos find Bob at all?
Is there any cure for the tremendous wedgie that space suits give you?
Find out on tommorow's exciting episode of TaS 2!
Brought to you by the A.S.S. Cuisine, we bring the food to you!
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Oh no! It's locked!-Harry
Damn it Pam, stop glowing-Harry
Eat staples electro-breath-Harry
Translated from German, Ubermannen means 'to overpower'
Translated from German, Ubermensch means 'superman'
'Nuff said
Gene pools need their own lifeguards.
A.S.S Cuisine reporting for duty!
As Cartman finishes preparations to annihilate Ekip, Ubermann bumps into him. Cartman asks of Ubermann's help. "What the heck, why not?" says Ubermann. The two travel off to the center of the 666th dimension and find Ekip throwing away the key to a jail cell containing Elvis, his band of Smurfs, and Nash-Burn. A few bad clams and a whole bucket of grapefruit later, Ekip was scattered to the four (give or take a few) winds, and Elvis & Co. were released. The carnal energies of the 666th dimension faded, and the 6th dimension reappeared. After exchanging pleasantries, Cartman and Ubermann go their separate ways, and Elvis & Co. start singing songs and telling stories around the campfire. All is well, or is it?
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Voinians are worth less than the scum clouding up my forward view screen.
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The person who becomes an ally of the Voinians is fearful of the might of the humans.
