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Posted by Jess:
Are you of English decent corey? Well I guess most people in America are(never forget where you came from you little buggers)

For your information miss snot-nose, my ancestors were Irish. Not all the Americans are the descentdants of those people who came across the Mayflower you know

ESPilot sees that draco is upset by what is to him a lack of slaughtered people. ESPilot shows him the 'red paint' splattered recklessly all over the bar and gives him three guesses as to what it came from.

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Greetings from your friendly local cannibal, put in your town by the federal government to keep the human population in check.
I am now more powerful than you can possibly imagine —Armondo Guitierrez
Yes but can you dance? —Freakazoid
All the lone people, where do they all come from? All the lonely people, where do they all belong? —The Beatles

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Originally posted by ESPilot:
**For your information miss snot-nose, my ancestors were Irish. Not all the Americans are the descentdants of those people who came across the Mayflower you know:)

ESPilot sees that draco is upset by what is to him a lack of slaughtered people. ESPilot shows him the 'red paint' splattered recklessly all over the bar and gives him three guesses as to what it came from.

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Ouch. Just - ouch.

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Originally posted by ESPilot:
**For your information miss snot-nose, my ancestors were Irish. Not all the Americans are the descentdants of those people who came across the Mayflower you know:)

ESPilot sees that draco is upset by what is to him a lack of slaughtered people. ESPilot shows him the 'red paint' splattered recklessly all over the bar and gives him three guesses as to what it came from.

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No, this is my bar, and you are always nasty to me. You gotta change your attitude or I'll set the penguins on you. And believe me, they're hungry.

Jess cooks corey dinner, and they discuss the fact that she'd quite like an apology for being 51 or she may seek solace in the arms of phoenix. And then we'd have to have marriage guidance counselling.

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You're damn right, I am the Tooth Fairy.

OOOH!!! I wanna be the marriage counselor!!! ME ME ME ME!!! whap Okay, annoyance factor shut down. whips out intelligent looking bubble pipe, puts in mouth, and begins blowing bubbles But seriously, I have failed as a matchmaker many times, so I am perfectly suited for the job!

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-Payback37 (url="http://"http://www.clarkson.edu/~curtislg")Biggles Productions(/url)
Treat all the world as the world deserves,
With love or with hate but never with harm,
--an excerpt from The Seafarer , an Anglo-Saxon poem translation

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Originally posted by Jess:
**No, this is my bar, and you are always nasty to me. You gotta change your attitude or I'll set the penguins on you. And believe me, they're hungry.

Jess cooks corey dinner, and they discuss the fact that she'd quite like an apology for being 51 or she may seek solace in the arms of phoenix. And then we'd have to have marriage guidance counselling.

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I'm not 51! I'll kill any man (other than myself) who touches you. Even if you're the one doing the touching...

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Coreył (Cubed) | (url="http://"http://plugs3.evula.net/")Plugsł(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.evula.com/")EVula's Lair(/url)
/me checks his digital watch...I should start thinking about warning the islanders about the impending lava flow...

"You only get as much respect as you earn, Jess," says I394. "And besides, the penguins like me, I brought them back to life after being killed by someone so they wouldn't attack me."

Wish me luck, I'm taking the ACT tomorrow.

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When seen from the fetid black hole which is my bedroom, time is slowed until it is infinite. Why bother doing that homework right now? You've got all eternity to do it.
-Shade

ESPilot calls all the penguins and rallies them in his secret underground renegade fortress. He gives them guns, knives and hand axes. They're then picked up by a Miranu H. Freighter and dive from it onto the bar roof, activiating their paraschutes so as not to kill themselves from the fall. They bust a hole through the roof above the kitchen and pour down into it shooting everywhere wildly. A shot hits the stove and all the penguins jump back out of the hole and cover it up as the stove explodes, leaving anything that was in the kitchen totally incinerated or in small, smoking ruins. ESPilot hears the explosion and smiles to himself, sipping his spiked green tea.

The Penguins jump back in and go through a door leading to behind the bar counter. They see Jess talking with coreycubed. "There she is, get her!" one of the penguins yells, pointing a wing at Jess. One penguin throws his axe at coreycubed, catching him in the neck. The rest charge at Jess, guns firing and axes and knives at the ready. They swarm her and pile on top of her, shredding her into very small pieces. ESPilot then gives them a lifetime supply of assorted saltwater fish, and they all cheer him and go back over to Payback.

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Greetings from your friendly local cannibal, put in your town by the federal government to keep the human population in check.
I am now more powerful than you can possibly imagine —Armondo Guitierrez
Yes but can you dance? —Freakazoid
All the lone people, where do they all come from? All the lonely people, where do they all belong? —The Beatles

(This message has been edited by ESPilot (edited 10-26-2001).)

ESP,penguins have no hands to hold knives,guns or battleaxes.
They also cannot use parachutes.
Therefore,your post is invalid.
Have a nice day.

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Originally posted by coreycubed:
**I'm not 51! I'll kill any man (other than myself) who touches you.:D Even if you're the one doing the touching...

**

Cool, I can handle that. Jess hugs corey and apologises. So, baby names (it's a boy by the way) I think Clarance is pretty good, you?
And ESPilot, this is my bar and these are my penguins and they would never hurt me. Jess sets the ravernous killer penguins on ESPilot and watches for a while. 'Take that you bitch. LOL!'
Colours, are you also ESPilot or something?

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You're damn right, I am the Tooth Fairy.

Hi Jess.
I had a cat named Jess once,you know.
She died of a kidney infection. :frown: :frown: :frown:
I don't think that ESPilot is I394.
I394 is a friendly,interesting individual,even if he does have one of those big orange ships with the well-known resebelance.
ESPilot is some guy who doesn't know the first thing about penguin anatomy.

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(url="http://"http://www.geocities.com/shades_shipyard")Shade's Shipyard(/url), the source for your ship needs.

(quote)Originally posted by Shade:
**Hi Jess.
I had a cat named Jess once,you know.
She died of a kidney infection.

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You're damn right, I am the Tooth Fairy.
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Hi Jess.

Hi all.

/doesn't read up

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Word.

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Originally posted by SilverDragon:
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Word.
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"AAAGGGHH!!! How dare you mention the name of the evil drows, even if it is backwards and unintentional!! AAGHH!"

Draco takes out his +12 battle axe of killing and chops off SD's head. Then he casts a 'magical spell of healing' which heals SilverDragon. He sits down after casting 'seat thyself'.

"Sorry, a bit too much liquor for me, neh?"

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Esponer grins. "Draco, you should NEVER do that to me."

Esponer leaps forward, using his skill "Atma Slash", wielding a mythril longsword enchanted with the White Bless spell, and slices Draco in a head-shot. The dice roll turns of 1d50 comes up 47, and Draco's head plops to the floor, his HP sinking to 0, his Vitality stat not sufficient to protect him from more than 9 points of damage.

He then recharges his ATB gauge and casts "Pillars of Holy Flame" which turns Draco to ash, and then summons the Phoenix to recover Draco from death. He bows.

"Esponer, the AIM role player. Interested, at all?" he grins. "Webstories and role playing. Aren't I great?"

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Word.

WooHoo!!! Esponer's back. Thanx for the response BTW.

Payback whips out his trusty -39 mackeral, and begins thinking about slapping anybody thinking about thinking corey is 51 with it.

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-Payback37 (url="http://"http://www.clarkson.edu/~curtislg")Biggles Productions(/url)
Treat all the world as the world deserves,
With love or with hate but never with harm,
--an excerpt from The Seafarer , an Anglo-Saxon poem translation

(deleted)Net acting strange here, overusage of T3 line is slowing net and making it act very oddly. Sorry 'bout this.(/deleted)

(This message has been edited by Payback37 (edited 10-27-2001).)

Um, Spoony? You really should read back to the RoC bar. Jess and I have been...well, you know, busy while you were gone.

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Coreył (Cubed) | (url="http://"http://plugs3.evula.net/")Plugsł(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.evula.com/")EVula's Lair(/url)
/me checks his digital watch...I should start thinking about warning the islanders about the impending lava flow...

Corey, I know, and I don't want to know. Actually, I might have a look. It's not as if I ever thought Jess was that loyal anyway.

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Word.

Esponer walks back into the bar after looking around Reign of Chaos 2 bar, and wipes a tear from his eyes. He turns to Jess.

"Hmm? Well, **** off then," he mutters, throwing a knife at Corey as he walks out of the bar again, leaving explosives everywhere. The bar goes up in flames even as he walks off.

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Word.

Jess laughs a lot. Oh dear. Ah well, hi Simon, didja enjoy your holiday? I missed you
Sorry I can't come on AIM right now, I'm meant to be reading up on cromford for my history homework

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You're damn right, I am the Tooth Fairy.