Ambrosia Garden Archive
    • GR returns to BL3 throught the interdimensional warphole. He orders a Saalian Brandy and returns to his ship.

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      Prepare to succumb to superior intelligence
      Terrorist Strike
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    • Guess I'll have to check Mechanisto out.

      "You wanna see fireworks?" says I394 drunkenly (from all the drinks everyone has been buying everyone else). "I'll show you fireworks." He sets his trusty black hole rifle to antimatter and fires off a few blasts. He then switches it back to matter and shoots some more. The gravity of the black holes pulls them together creating one of the most spectacular matter-antimatter reactions in the known universe. "Always loved that," he remarks. After a long time in it's huge-sabre-toothed-tiger-monster form, Ka'aat morphs back into a cute kitten and meows his approval of all the fireworks. The Laza Tiger has become tired from playing with Ka'aat and goes to I394's ship to sleep. "Draco, what organization are you affiliated with?" I394 asks. "And while you're at it, why not buy me another drink, eh?"

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      When seen from the fetid black hole which is my bedroom, time is slowed until it is infinite. Why bother doing that homework right now? You've got all eternity to do it.
      -Shade

    • A man comes in. He jumps at the barman, steals all the Dr. Pepper, then runs out.

    • After smacking Raider in the head and returning the drinks, he buys Colours another drink. "I'm with the UEBI (UE Bureau of Investigation). I'm just a lowly detective, because it seems when I start to stalk someone, they just disappear until a few hours later. Do you know why?"

      He waits for Jess to reappear.

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      Have some pity,
      for the new race in the city.
      Emalgha is here to stay,
      whatever those Voinan losers say!

    • I'd swear that "Raider" is actually our good friend Captain Skyblade...or else someone under his payroll Posted Image

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      Coreył (Cubed)
      Uh, that word? You spelled it wrong. Yeah, that one right there, next to the period. And you're missing an apostrophe in the word "its".

    • Um, Phantmarain, we're all here. What are you talking about? Jess wanders towards draco. She notices his odd creeping position, and assumes he has no legs. She runs round and round till she finds him a council wheelchair and wheels him round to make friends with everybody.

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      I despise false modesty.

    • OV walks in sulking. "Well Crawler took away my karma" OV sips his drink and thinks of something more fun. The only thought that comes to mind is how bad his favorite spotrs team are doing. "Damnit! They all suck!" OV tries to think of better days

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      You have been overriden by Overrider. Prepare to die evil scum! -Me
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      AIM: Ferazel17 or WhiteStreak7
      God bless the souls of the many who died

    • I am dead.

      My body is in ashes.

      Now look at the last word in my name.

      ~Imperial Phoenix~

      ~His last post.~

      ~Ever.~

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      Psycheword.

    • Phoenix no!!!!!! Don't go!!!!!! Great I lose my karma point phoenix leaves what next??????????? Posted ImagePosted Image Posted Image

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      You have been overriden by Overrider. Prepare to die evil scum! -Me
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      AIM: Ferazel17 or WhiteStreak7
      God bless the souls of the many who died

      (This message has been edited by Overrider720 (edited 09-20-2001).)

      (This message has been edited by Overrider720 (edited 09-21-2001).)

    • Jess, did you say you got draco a council wheelchair, as in Strand Council?
      I394 resumes his conversation with draco, running and wheasing alongside his wheelchair. "Ah UE, I work for them too from time to time. But if any Voinian or Renegade shows up I'll..."(I394 falls into frenzy of violent threats and swearing). "Everyone dissapearing, hmm, that could be the posting system on these boards, a head problem, or there is an unstable wormhole in this bar going to a parrallel universe, or maybe everyone has cloak suits. If so, I want one too. By the way, thanks for the drink."
      "Bye Pheonix," says I394 to his departing ship. "We'll miss you, I think."
      Ka'aat drinks Saalian brandy and breaths fire, setting a chair on fire.

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      When seen from the fetid black hole which is my bedroom, time is slowed until it is infinite. Why bother doing that homework right now? You've got all eternity to do it.
      -Shade

    • "Do you work in the UEBI, or the UEBT? The UEBT is for traders, and don't get paid as much."

      Draco gets out of the wheelchair. "Speaking of cloak suits..." He slips one on, walks up to Jess, and puts handcuffs on her. Then he leads her towards the door.

    • Phoenix walks in, in a raging storm of fury.

      He grabs Draco by the neck. He squeezes.

      "JUST WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING, PUNK!"

      Draco protests.

      "Nah, nah, no, you got in MY ******* WAY WHEN I WANTED TO WALK BY!"

      Draco reaches for his gun.

      Phoenix squeezes harder and Draco's eyes bulge.

      Phoenix then throws him down and frees Jess from the handcuffs.

      He then stalks off to the bar and orders 3 vodkas with beer.

      Will it be enough to take the pain away?

      Will it?

      WILL IT?!?!?

      Life's a bitch, but she's my bitch.

      ~PAIN~

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      ~The artist formerly
      known as Imperial
      Phoenix

      (yeah, I know I'm the bartender. L'me alone.)

      (This message has been edited by Phoenix Avalon (edited 09-21-2001).)

    • Nice name phoenix

      OV gets really mad because the damn smiles don't work!

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      You have been overriden by Overrider. Prepare to die evil scum! -Me
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      AIM: Overrider720, Ferazel17 or WhiteStreak7
      I'm a foolish idiot and now i've lost my karma:(

    • One of the Esponers gives Phoenix a look.

      "Mindless violence....Phoenix, I expected better of YOU."

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      That's all very nice, but where are the guns?
      - SilverDragon

    • Phoenix carefully tends a small plant.

      He drops some dew onto its pale green leaves.

      "Violence? What violence?"

      He carries the plant over to the bar counter, and waters it with vodka.

      "This plant is bio-engineered to grow glasses of vodka. Don't ask me about the science."

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      ~The artist formerly
      known as Imperial
      Phoeni

    • Phantmrain runs up to phoneix with a happy expression on his face.

      "Hey phoneix, can you by any chance make the plant grow tequilla?"

      He then sits back down to wait for his response wondering if he actually asked the question, or was thinking about asking the question, he waits 5 minutes before painting the whole bar with a chrome finish and replacing all the bar stools with a malt-shop setting. Phantmrain then adds a jutebox and in no time at all, he's listening to some "Like that old fashion Rock and Roll" while drinking a chocalate malt spiked with vodka.

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      Whats the sense of hating when i can show love, whats the sense of faking, when i can show blood?"

    • OV gets so mad he blows a hole in the roof "Oops! heh heh" OV quickly repairs the roof before phoenixe notices

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      You have been overriden by Overrider. Prepare to die evil scum! -Me
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      AIM: Overrider720, Ferazel17 or WhiteStreak7
      I'm a foolish idiot and now i've lost my karma:(

    • Massaging his sore throat, Draco wanders off to his ship.

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      Have some pity,
      for the new race in the city.
      Emalgha is here to stay,
      whatever those Voinan losers say!

    • OV tears a peace of paper and throws it into the trash. Everyone stares. "Well, I figured i'd do my homework in a more interesting place. sheesh" Ov gets back to the crap he has to work on.

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      You have been overriden by Overrider. Prepare to die evil scum! -Me
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      AIM: Overrider720, Ferazel17 or WhiteStreak7
      I'm a foolish idiot and now i've lost my karma:(

    • I394 can't think of anything to do. His conversation with draco was rudely interrupted. He decides to roast duck over the chair Ka'aat set on fire. He also apologises to the occupant of the chair. When he continues to complain about his new suit, I394 ties him to the chair with it. "That should hold him, at least until the suit burns. Cooked human flesh gives duck a nice exotic flavor, don't you think?"
      As the duck cooks, I394 walks around inquiring about cloak suits.

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      When seen from the fetid black hole which is my bedroom, time is slowed until it is infinite. Why bother doing that homework right now? You've got all eternity to do it.
      -Shade