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    • Spelling class


      Good morning students. I have been smoking everything you can think of, so I have taken it upon myself to do this.
      Today, you will learn how to spell all of the words that
      newbies usually cant spell when they post on this board.
      Dont say this isn't needed, I have proof. Dont worry, names have been changed to protect the innocent.
      (snip!)

      The strand race with the large yellow ship- I-G-A-D-Z-R-A
      the actual ship- I-G-A-Z-R-A

      The strand race with the faster ships, insane shield recharge,
      and the little green fighter- A-D-Z-G-A-R-I
      The fighter that the Adzgari use- A-Z-D-A-R-A
      The Azdara has a really powerful- S-H-I-E-L-D R-E-G-E-N-E-R-A-T-O-R

      The strand race with the phase beam and the purple ships- Z-I-D- A -G-A-R
      the Zidigar's main warship- Z-I-D-A-R-A

      The slow enemy of the humans with the sh*tload of armor- V-O-I-N-I-A-N-S
      the kick-@ss ship that the voinians use- V-O-I-N-I-A-N D-R-E-A-D-N-O-U-G-H-T
      the weak 20-ton armor- D-O-S-P-E-C-T
      the stronger armor- B-R-O-N-E-V

      The peaceful race that tries to trade with everyone- M-I-R-A-N-U

      The govt that kills renegades in the north tip and works for the Miranu- Z-A-C-H-I-T
      the Zacha's missile- P-U-R-S-U-I-T M-I-S-S-I-L-E

      The brave race above the voinians that use really weak, wooden ships- E-M-A-L-G-H-A
      their home galaxy- E-M-A-L-G-H-I-O-N
      The cannon that the Emalgha use- E-M-A-L-G-H-A C-A-N-N-O-N (heh)

      the govt that hunts renegades in the south tip,
      and comes after you if u conquer a planet- B-O-U-N-T-Y H-U-N-T-E-R

      Other words some newbies have trouble with: C-R-E-S-C-E-N-T W-A-R-S-H-I-P, A-R-A-D-A,
      D-I-S-P-E-R-S-A-L R-O-C-K-E-T, N-E-U-T-R-O-N, P-H-A-S-E-D B-E-A-M-E-R,
      M-A-N-E-U-V-E-R-A-B-I-L-I-T-Y, A-C-C-E-L-E-R-A-T-I-O-N

      Any otherone's I forgot, feel free to post.

      Have a Nice Day
      🙂

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      (This message has been edited by -REDCHIGH- (edited 07-16-2001).)

    • Wow!!! I finally know how to spell everything. How about the group of planets that are always fighting off R-E-N-E-G-A-D-E-S : I-N-D-E-N-P-E-N-T

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    • Knock it off, OK? We were all newbies once, and we all used to mis-spell those words.

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      Originally posted by -REDCHIGH-:
      Today, you will learn how to spell all of the words that
      newbies usually cant spell when they post on this board.

      C-A-N-'-T

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      Dont say this isn't needed, I have proof.

      D-O-N-'-T

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      The strand race with the phase beam and the purple ships- Z-I-D-I-G-A-R

      Z-I-D- A -G-A-R

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      Any otherone's I forgot, feel free to post.

      O-T-H-E-R- -O-N-E-S

      Sorry, but you asked for it. 😛 😉 🆒

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    • Hehe, he certainly was! Not to mention "The Fighter that the Adzgari use"
      Practice what you preach :). Or was some of that intentional....

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      Originally posted by DeadMan:
      I-N-D-E-N-P-E-N-T

      Indenpent? Don't you mean I-N-D-E-P-E-N-D-E-N-T?

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    • Heh, and you all want to tell us newbies how to spell 😄

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      Originally posted by David Arthur:
      **Indenpent? Don't you mean I-N-D-E-P-E-N-D-E-N-T?
      **

      No, the Indenpent are the powerful alien race located south of UE space dedicated to killing Renegades in the plug-in: Indenpent Skies. 😛

      Personally, bad spelling doesn't bother me all that much. Can people be bothered to always proof-read their work? OK, yes, spelling "mean" M-E-E-N does make your teeth grind, but really...

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    • But then again, -REDCHIGH- is a W-H-I-N-E-Y -space- B-A-S-T-A-R-D -spac-e W-I-T-H -space- N-O space E-M-P-A-T-H-Y full stop.

      Point made?

      Try and be nice , Redchigh. It won't hurt, you know.

      martin (now in a bad mood)

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      mner, mner, mner

    • Hmm, where have I seen this idea before ... At least you could have done it right , and copied forge's original post (it was him, right, about two months ago?) to get the spellings right. Probably would've been a better idea ... 🙂

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    • I got my own spelling lesson for ya'll:

      K-A-R-M-A S-L-A-P

      what's that spell, boys and girls?? 😄

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      Originally posted by Glenn:
      Sorry, but you asked for it.
      (/B)

      He did, didn't he? You beat me to it, but well done anyway.
      People who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones.

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    • I don't mean to pick on you, but don't you mean "People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones"?

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      Cuz I'm a 21st Century Digital Boy
      I don't know the Monty Python but I've got a lotta toys
      My daddy is a Renegade, his name is Hellcat Helian
      Wait a second...

    • To whom it may concern

      I realize this thread was immature, and irresponsible, It was a joke that didn't go too well. I know it gets on people's nerves when people can't spell, but Some newbies come, and ask questions, and we can't understand a word they say! Not the one's I quoted tho, and I edited them out.
      I apologize, I was <gasp>.. wrong...
      Any newbies (or anyone) I offended, it was not meant to be offensive, Sorry.

      REDchigh

      PS. Martin: Sorry about the bad mood.

      PPS.

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      Originally posted by VoinianAmbassador:
      **People who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones.
      **

      no comment....

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      (This message has been edited by -REDCHIGH- (edited 07-16-2001).)

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      (This message has been edited by -REDCHIGH- (edited 07-16-2001).)

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      Originally posted by 21st Century Digital Boy:
      **I don't mean to pick on you, but don't you mean "People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones"?

      **

      Don't you mean: People who live in(space)glass houses shouldn't throw stones? 😄

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    • Yes 😄

      BTW, you really can't figrue out what Igzari or Adzra is supposed to mean? Give me a break...

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      Cuz I'm a 21st Century Digital Boy
      I don't know the Monty Python but I've got a lotta toys
      My daddy is a Renegade, his name is Hellcat Helian
      Wait a second...

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      Originally posted by Flatulence:
      **I got my own spelling lesson for ya'll:

      K-A-R-M-A S-L-A-P

      what's that spell, boys and girls?? 😄

      **

      Just gimme an appropriate target, and I'll blast away happily ... 😄

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    • The important thing is that we all learned something today! Now look how many mistakes were in that statement!(Please don't point them out, I feal like a big enough idiot) 🙂

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      Originally posted by 21st Century Digital Boy:
      **I don't mean to pick on you, but don't you mean "People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones"?
      **

      No... it all comes from an event many years in Earth's path, where the chief of an African tribe was about to be visited by a famous English explorer. The chief owned a magnificant throne, detailed with gold and diamonds, which were abundant in the region.

      The chief's advisors knew the ways of the greedy British, and told him that if the white men got to see his throne, they would certainly come back with soldiers, to seize it and haul it away back to England, as a gift for Queen Victoria. The chief decided to hide his throne, and this was done by tying a rope around it and hauling it up into the rafters of his great hut.

      The explorer's party visited the chief, and feasted with him. They never thought to look upwards, and so completely failed to notice the magnificent throne. All went well until the end of the evening... unfortunately, the hut was only made from sticks and grass; not the best building materials. With a creak, a groan and a snapping sound, the roof of the hut collapsed. The throne itself landed right on top of the chief, killing him instantly. (The explorers carted it off to England later.)

      And the moral of this story is, of course...
      People who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones.

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