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    • 54 frowns angrily. He exclaims "Whah the bonny hell is everyone agin me noo? Ah was taeld Ah kin shoot anyone Ah please, sae Ah shot Jess fer buggin' me wid her nonsense. Then Sattaemax came and blaed me up wid a grenade, then gazza came and shot me damn balls off, and then Jess came and welded me an' Sattaemax together and Ah unwelded us and got back at all three o' them. Hoo can ye be agin gettin' back at someone who caused ye pain? Or is it just the mighty heap o' cash that self-appointed watchdog Rebel's givin' ye eh? Ye got nae respect fer a man willin' teh fight back when he's attacked fer nae guid reason! Noo if'n ye apoligize Ah'll be willin tae return ye the favor an' we kin ferget this little incident, but you raise a gun t'me an Ah'll blow ye to kingdom come, ye got it?" and sits down, sipping his drink while eyeing everyone in the bar.

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      "I dream of world where someday you can buy liquor, cigarettes and firearms and at a drive-thru window and use them all before you get home."--Dogbert

    • Jess picks up 54 by the scruff of his neck and chucks him out the bar.
      "Sod off mate, we have a lot more pull around here than you do. Without meaning to be a newbie basher, of course."

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      My latest tip: Ask french taxi drivers the way to the nearest brothel in a very loud clear voice.

    • 54 comes back in and says "Ah tells ye, nae one in this bar has any respect fer someone willin' teh fight back!" 54 pulls out his handheld neutron pistol and blasts away Jess' arm. He then launches all the nukes that are behind the bar out into the void of space. He then gets into his Crescent Fighter and jumps out of the system.

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      --thebig54
      "I dream of world where someday you can buy liquor, cigarettes and firearms and at a drive-thru window and use them all before you get home."--Dogbert

    • "hey 54" rookie yells, "I'm sorry that those 'incidents' happened but they happen in all the bars I've been in but you can't stop lunitics from being lunitics. anyway ~Rebel~ wanted me to nuke you only if you fired at some one out-of-the-blue got it?"

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    • Rebel turns to Jess and appologizes for the comment made about her in page one, then continues sipping his drink. "Hey rookie, check out the post I made on the topic of how they said there were too many bars." 🙂

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    • rookie seeing that his timing was way off (with all his posts). Jumps into his modified Azdara fighter takes his tractor beam stops 54 from jumping out of the system and frys him. 😄

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      Originally posted by ~Rebel~:
      **Rebel turns to Jess and appologizes for the comment made about her in page one, then continues sipping his drink. "Hey rookie, check out the post I made on the topic of how they said there were too many bars." 🙂

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      thanks ~Rebel~ 🙂

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    • Rebel finishes his saalian brandy and asks for another one... my zidara thing didnt work out all too well. I got trashed in it, I'm never gettin one of those again. I think I'll get an Adgzari fighter next time.

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      Originally posted by ~Rebel~:
      **Rebel finishes his saalian brandy and asks for another one... my zidara thing didnt work out all too well. I got trashed in it, I'm never gettin one of those again. I think I'll get an Adgzari fighter next time.

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      rookie gives ~Rebel~ another Saalian Brandy.It depends on what ship you're fighting with
      and what spesific(sp?) ship that your on for you to kill them, get it?

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    • 54 lands at the station in an escape pod and goes to the shipyard. He buys Rebel an Azdara and himself a new Crescent Fighter. He goes back to the bar and says "Noo, if'n ye'll apoligize Ah might not have such neg'tive feelins to yer and thems whit were attackin' me." 54 orders a drink.

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      --thebig54
      "I dream of world where someday you can buy liquor, cigarettes and firearms and at a drive-thru window and use them all before you get home."--Dogbert

    • "hey 54" rookie says for the 2nd time, "I'm sorry that those 'incidents' happened but they happen in all the bars I've been in but, you can't stop lunatics from being lunatics. anyway ~Rebel~ wanted me to nuke you only if you fired at some one out-of-the-blue and thats just what I did."

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    • "I just want to maintain the peace so things don't get TOO out of hand. I am a Zachit after all..." Rebel shows his badge and ID number as proof.

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    • Amy lands The Crescent and warks in to the bar (she did not come erler becos she whanted to see if this bar was wothy(strang huh))She orders a sprit and sits in a corner drinking picefully(untill something else hapens).

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      Originally posted by rookie10276:
      **"I have a Phased Beam Flame Througher,
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      ahem!!!!

      are we copying? My weapon is a Phased Flame Thrower!

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      You have been overriden by Overrider. Prepare to die evil scum! -Me
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      (url="http://"http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/webboard/Forum7/HTML/000601.html")Ferazel Chronichles(/url). Why not? We want Ferazel Chronichles! Please give them to us!!
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      (This message has been edited by ESPilot (edited 06-19-2001).)

    • Don't be trashin rookie man, he can do whatever he wants, hes the bartender.

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    • He can trash rookie whenever he wants as long as he has reason, and quite frankly, that post obviously wasn't part of the bar 'plot' or whatever you call it, and if Overrider's claim is true he can legally sue rookie for copyright violation.

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      Greetings from your friendly local cannibal, put in your town by the federal government to keep the human population in check.

    • Amy orders another drink, this time she asks for the strongest drink there is. Still siting in the corner. She starts looking at some notes. A person signles to her to come and join him she does after a little while he leves and amy retuns to her spot waiting for her drink.

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    • Athena stands up on the counter, raises her glass and says, "I have a taost to make." Athenas smile turns to a stunned and embrrassed look. Everyone turnes to look at her waiting for her to say something. Athena turns red and giggled a little, "Uh... Never mind." :rolleyes:

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      No one gets what they wish for,
      They get what they work for.

    • What would a Taoist be doing in a bar? Bizarre. Oh well, never mind.

      I'm wondering why we have bars where everything always dissolves into violence... Why don't we have, say, a boxing ring where drinks happen to be served. It'd be much more civilised. Then again, I went to the fights once, and a football match broke out...

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