This my Bar Jive320 and Opheis are welcome
heres the menu:
Swift boot to the head - FREE!!
Saliian Brandy - 2013 credits a tonne
Goon - $1 for 4L
Pints - 2 credits
1 half of 1% of all credits stolen off of patrons must go to Sarger2000.
Enjoy your meal/drink
P.S. There have been a lot of fights in here. Either that or someones been splashing a lotta red paint
about.
P.S.S. i have 50000000000000000000000000000000 and a half clones in a force feild.
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GLORY TO THE REBELS
Lonevoinian steals Sargeras' credits since he isn't a patron. I'll have a few voinian Ultra-Dreadnaughts please.(Think something that can destroy a Dreadnaught in 1/2 a second.) Oh, What is a goon? If it's like a Sludger then I'll have 456,793,769,845,423,757,525,416,461,875 of them, please. BTW I'll have to turn you in to the police for having 1/2 a clone.
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I guss Hucked on Fonex werked fer you tew.
(This message has been edited by Lonevoinian (edited 09-19-2000).)
Sargeras2000 uses the lonevoinoin clone maker that instanly makes a clone that ticks of every goverment and they kill the clone and the real lonevoinoin
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GLORY TO THE REBELS
(This message has been edited by sargeras2000 (edited 09-19-2000).)
uhhhh, did you not read why the old bar was closed?, it had to be in B & B, not here, and thats where it is now, so stop it.
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and doesnt it make you feel better, the pigs have won tonight. They can all sleep soundly now, and everything is all right
hey pig, yeah you, hey pig piggy pig pig pig
OctoberFost posts in the bar topic...
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Originally posted by skyblade:
**Who's Opheis?
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A misspelled version of Oedipus. Death to this topic.
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I trust you Ubbie baby-Pam
Damn it Pam, stop glowing-Harry
You know Harry, I used to like you-Ubermann
Translated from German, Ubermannen means 'to overpower'
Translated from German, Ubermensch means 'superman'
'Nuff said
Gene pools need their own lifeguards.
A.S.S Cuisine reporting for duty!
Starts fire in back of this bar
"Now it is the new freeport bar. I burned the other one down" DF says
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Why is there yogurt in this cap?
-It used to be milk but time makes fools of us all.
To clarify:
I closed the other Freeport Bar string because people were insulting and flaming each other, and because certain persons were swearing obsessively.
Many people seem to feel that story strings don't belong on the EV and EVO boards, but I've always thought that as long as they are confined to a couple of strings and are conducted with civility, then they don't clutter up or ruin the boards for others. I realize that the Banter and Brawl board (where many people think these strings should be) gets rather rough and uncivilized; that's why I think there should be a place for story strings here where people will be friendlier.
In other words, so long as you guys keep it friendly, feel free to have your "bar" here. If you start flaming or insulting each other or other people, or using derogatory language, or swearing badly, then I will shut it down?
Fair?
Jude
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So that means that we can kill everybody else as long as we don't "Start flaming or insulting each other or other people, or using derogatory language, or swearing badly"? WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BTW what do you define as "Swearing Badly"? I just want it stated so that we all can know what words not to use.(At least on the webbords ;))
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I guss Hucked on Fonex werked fer you tew.
Some people(Not meaning me) don't HAVE any jugement.
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I guss Hucked on Fonex werked fer you tew.
Hey guys. The Old pirate is back, and this time I got the name right.
Glad to see the origonal menu there.
Goon is really really cheap wine. You can get like a keg for 5 bucks Australian (say 3 US) Thats like 5L of wine for really cheap. Tastes like crap though.
(Steels an Ultra-Dreadnaught)
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"What! Only 4 needle launchers"?
Suddenly a black, caped, menacing figure walks into the bar. He wields a red lightsaber and makes short work of everyone and everything in the bar. As the bar owner screams in agony, he, too, is silenced. Satisfied, the mysterious figure goes back to where he came from.
P.S.: I don't like the Freeport bar much.
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Visit my EVO web site (currently under construction) and tell me how it looks! It's at (url="http://"http://www.geocities.com/evosite")http://www.geocities.com/evosite(/url) !
I can't think of anything else to write...
But then Lonevoinian walks into the bar and kill the guy with the lightsaber. He then steals all the brandy and runs like heck.
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I guss Hucked on Fonex werked fer you tew.
And then the prone, cloaked figure on the ground gets up and says, "Lonevoinian, if you strike me down, I will become more powerful than you can ever imagine." He crushes Lonevoinian's windpipe and drinks all his brandy, becoming hopelessly drunk and losing concentration on the Force. But he summons his drunken resolve and finishes killing Lonevoinian before passing out in a pile of vomit.
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Visit my EVO web site (currently under construction) and tell me how it looks! It's at (url="http://"http://www.geocities.com/evosite")http://www.geocities.com/evosite(/url) !
I can't think of anything else to write...
I beg of a moderator to close this topic, there is already a good one on the B&B; board. Take it there.
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I trust you Ubbie baby-Pam
Damn it Pam, stop glowing-Harry
You know Harry, I used to like you-Ubermann
Translated from German, Ubermannen means 'to overpower'
Translated from German, Ubermensch means 'superman'
'Nuff said
Gene pools need their own lifeguards.
But then the guy with the light saber dies for using too stupid a phrase. Then the saalien brandy god revives Lonevoinian for loving Saalien brandy so much.
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I guss Hucked on Fonex werked fer you tew.
Fire spreads and ignites the brandy and all who are drinking it. This Bud's for you 
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Why is there yogurt in this cap?
-It used to be milk but time makes fools of us all.
