I've got ninety thousand pounds in my pyjamas
I've got forty thousand French francs in my fridge
I've got lots of lovely lire
Now the Deutschmark's getting dearer
And my dollar bills could buy the Brooklyn Bridge

There is nothing quite as wonderful as money
There is nothing quite as beautiful as cash
Some people say it's folly
But I'd rather have the lolly
With money you can ma-ake a splash

There is nothing quite as wonderful as money
(money money money)
There is nothing like a newly minted pound
(money money money
Everyone must hanker
For the butchness of a banker
It's accountancy that makes the world go round
(round round)

You can keep your Marxist ways
For it's only just a phase
Oh, it's money-money-money makes the world go round!

(money money money money money money money money MONEY!)

A&E; of all channels has an episode on once a week still, i think, but its better to just buy the episode sets- 3 tapes in a box with 6 or 7 episodes in sequence at us$20.
ive got the first two sets- they simply rock (AND are distributed by A&E;)
(try sam's club)

(This message has been edited by Jon Egunner (edited 08-21-2000).)

At Borders, they have every episode of Flyig Circus on DVD and video. If Borders would only build a hotel near the store, I would live there. Videos, music, books, a coffee shop.

I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said 'Six vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert
And on the pedestal these words appear
My name is Ozymandias, King of Ants
Look on my feelers, termites, and despair
I am the biggest ant you'll ever see
The ants of old weren't half as bold and big
and fierce as me'

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Easy Rider Extraordinnaire

A Scotsman on a Horse

This is where Mrs. Shazam was so wrong. Exploding is a perfectly normal medical phenomenon. In many fields of medicine nowadays, a dose of dynamite can do a world of good. For instance, athlete's foot-an irritating condition-can be cured by applying a small charge of TNT between each toe.

Immanuel Kant was a real pissant,
who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar,
who could think you under the table !

David Hume could outconsume
Schopenhauer and Hegel
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine,
who was just as sloshed as Schegel.

There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya
'bout the raising of the wrist
Socrates himself was permanently pissed.

John Stuart Mill of his own free will
On half a pint of Shandy was particularly ill
Plato, they say, could stick it a way
half a crate of Whiskey every day.

Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,
Hobbs was found of his dram.
And Rene Descart was a drunken fart:
I drink therefore I am !

But Socrates himself is particularly missed !
A lovely little thinker, but a buggar when he's pissed !

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD, (url="http://"http://montypythondirect.com")http://montypythondirect.com(/url) !!!

what more could one possibly need?!?!

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My bus came i got on and sat down next to this beautiful blond chinese girl. I said 'hello' and she said 'hello' and i said 'isn't it an amazing day?' And she said 'yes it is, i guess.' I said what do you mean 'i guess'? She said 'well things haven't been going too well for me lately.' I said 'like what?' She said 'i can't tell you, i don't even know you.' I said 'yeah, but sometimes its good for you to tell your problems to an absolute total stranger on a bus.' She said 'well, i just came back from my anaylist and he's still unable to help me.' I said 'what's the problem?' And she paused and said 'im a nymphomaniac and i only get turned on by jewish cowboys.' and she said 'by the way, my name's Diane.' And i said 'hello, Diane, my name's Bucky Goldstein.'

(This message has been edited by Jon Egunner (edited 08-21-2000).)

I once had this wonderful oversized paperback (really big) that came out when "Life of Brian" came out. It had the lyrics to the Philosopher's Song and tons of pics from the movie. But the best part was the script for a scene (never filmed) in which Mary tries to explain to Joseph how she got knocked up by the "Holy Ghost" who had dropped by for a quick shag while Joseph was out tending the flock, or whatever. Hilarious! But, alas, I lent the book to someone and never saw either of them again.

Anyone ever seen this book, or have a copy you want to sell?

"I'm Brian and so's my wife!"

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If you drink, don't park. Accidents cause people.

Please, all of you, shutup...

Make it stop....

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Very funny, now beam down my clothes. These ladies look rest-less..... uh-oh...

Alien's famous tongue...
"Vionions?? Voinioniommoins?? Viks? Veggies? Vegetables? Oh wait, that's a hewman plant...

look Alien, SHUTUP!! this is fun, you dont like it, dont read it, and dont post either

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"what is life but a prelude to death?"-me
New Windows version 98, now with 400% more bugs and error messages than windows 95
(just $199.99)
and doesnt it make you feel better, the pigs have won tonight. They can all sleep soundly now, and everything is all right

Rabbit it all, rabbit this world, rabbit everything that you stand for, dont belong, dont accept, dont give a cow, dont ever judge me

Quote

Originally posted by Alien 5672:
**Please, all of you, shutup...

Make it stop....

**

Actually, I'm rather pleased that someone liked my "Very funny, Scotty..." sig enough to take it for himself.

(So few people appreciate my sense of humor...)

Viva El Guapo
) (big-nosed guy smiling)

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KIRK: Very funny, Scotty - now beam down my clothes!

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Originally posted by Flatulence:
**I'M A LUMBERJACK AND I'M OK! I WORK ALL NIGHT AND I SLEEP ALL DAY!
**

HE'S A LUMBERJACK AND HE'S OK! HE SLEEPS ALL NIGHT AND HE WORKS ALL DAY!
-david-

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Graphics. Games. And more...
(url="http://"http://www.meowx.com")Meowx Design Studios(/url)

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Originally posted by Flatulence:
**I'M A LUMBERJACK AND I'M OK! I WORK ALL NIGHT AND I SLEEP ALL DAY!
**

HE'S A LUMBERJACK AND HE'S OK! HE SLEEPS ALL NIGHT AND HE WORKS ALL DAY!
-david-

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Graphics. Games. And more...
(url="http://"http://www.meowx.com")Meowx Design Studios(/url)

Ahg! See, this is why we need to be able to delete posts!!
-david-

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Graphics. Games. And more...
(url="http://"http://www.meowx.com")Meowx Design Studios(/url)

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Originally posted by Meowx Design:
**Ahg! See, this is why we need to be able to delete posts!!
-david-
**

Indeed, this started out being funny, but now it's just plain sil oh god, now I'm at it. Can't some moderator lock the thread or something ;).

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I INVENTED THE MONTY PYTHON MOVE, BACK IN EV!

then i found out it already existed.

The name says it all...

uuuuhhhh, could we have a name then?

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"what is life but a prelude to death?"-me
New Windows version 98, now with 400% more bugs and error messages than windows 95
(just $199.99)
and doesnt it make you feel better, the pigs have won tonight. They can all sleep soundly now, and everything is all right

Rabbit it all, rabbit this world, rabbit everything that you stand for, dont belong, dont accept, dont give a cow, dont ever judge me

Hmm, I didn't get any good answers for my question..

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"Life is like a lesson, you learn it when you're through"
-Limp Bizkit-
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Email me at: (url="http://"mailto:psycho_e@excite.com")mailto:psycho_e@excite.com(/url)psycho_e@excite.com