I'm opening a bar here based on Commander Cicions. come , have a drink and drop your poison. 
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Power Corrupts, and Absolute
Power Corrupts Absolutely.
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EVO Bar
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what do you mean excactly?
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"Where'd you get those
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Let's talk about the best battles that we've all been in. I know there are a few stories out there that haven't been told to us all yet.
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I did really good on my driver's exam. I knocked down all the cones. -
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Originally posted by Desert Fox:
**Let's talk about the best battles that we've all been in. I know there are a few stories out there that haven't been told to us all yet.
I'll have some of what Andrew M has been drinking
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I was playing Satori Station, the mission were you have to destroy the fleet of Confederate Carriers(they have 200 torpedos w/ 4 tubes, a Gunboat Bay, a Particle Beam, 8 proton turrets, and 3 times the shields and armor of a Crusier). The mission gives you an escort of 4 rebel destroyers, which REALLY help. Unfortunately, I lost 3 of the 4 destroyer escorts when I got cocky on the way to the system were the fleet is located and decided to fight a Confed Warfleet. The sole remaining escort was blown to shreds when it tried to destroy one of the carriers single handedly. I used up all my torps on bringing one of the four carriers down to 25% shields. Then I went straight up to it and destroyed it with my proton turrets. I got a whiff of the particle beam, and along with the carrier's turrets, that got me down to about 40% shields. I then unleashed my Mantas on the second carrier, bringing it down to 75%. With my mantas and torps down, I had to wait for my sheilds to recharge so I could go hand to hand with the carrier, then run away after I got into armor agian, and wait. This took about an hour, and it was hard and annoying.
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{enters bar drunk and taking Diazepam, bashes AndrewM with a piece of furniture, plays Metallica on full blast}
Dammit, I just had a glancin' blow with Death back there in Sector 99. I just won't bore you with the freakin' details. Go there and find out for yourself.
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Blistering of Earth
Terminate its worth
Deadly nicotine
Kill what might have been
Shortest straw
Challenge liberty
Downed by law
Live in infamy
Rub you raw
Witchhunt riding through
Shortest straw
This shortest straw has been pulled for youAIM: EVCorvette
(url="http://"http://www.metallica.com")http://www.metallica.com(/url) -
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Originally posted by Desert Fox:
**Let's talk about the best battles that we've all been in. I know there are a few stories out there that haven't been told to us all yet.
I'll have some of what Andrew M has been drinking**
I had an Azdara Prototype with 999 forklifts. I attacked Coucil Station by demanding for tribute. I won all by my self. (duh) Sure, it doesn't sound much of a battle, but with •EV Boom! it was TIGHT!!! Try it sometimes.
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Adzy
Adzgari Visionary, Leader of Squadron Firebird, Garit Fleet Commander, Azdara Stunt Pilot"If I had a choice between power and speed, speed is what I'd go for."
–Adzy"You call this fast?!"
–Adzy trying to buy an Adzgari Warship"How can I make it go faster?"
—Adzara(This message has been edited by Adzy (edited 04-30-2000).)
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I had a battle with a Dreadnought. I was in a shuttle with one Blaze cannon and I won. It took me 2 & 1/2 hour to do it but I still one.
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(enters bar)
(grabs a gallon of coffee)
(pays a few credits and drinks all of coffee in 2 seconds)
(exits bar)
(enters Azdara Prototype)
(flies around like a maniac in a shooting frenzy causing wreck havoc)
(destroys everything except bar)
(goes back in bar)
(looks at bartener)
"What happened out there?"------------------
Adzy
Adzgari Visionary, Leader of Squadron Firebird, Garit Fleet Commander, Azdara Stunt Pilot"If I had a choice between power and speed, speed is what I'd go for."
–Adzy"You call this fast?!"
–Adzy trying to buy an Adzgari Warship"How can I make it go faster?"
—Adzara -
Quote
Originally posted by Gavin:
I had a battle with a Dreadnought. I was in a shuttle with one Blaze cannon and I won. It took me 2 & 1/2 hour to do it but I still one.(grabs Gavin by the neck)
"How?" Adzy says very intently,"Did you use Lame Dreadnought Plug?"Subscribe for MacAddict!!! I don't know why I said that.
You know, this should be in EV Banter and Brawl.
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Adzy
Adzgari Visionary, Leader of Squadron Firebird, Garit Fleet Commander, Azdara Stunt Pilot"If I had a choice between power and speed, speed is what I'd go for."
–Adzy"You call this fast?!"
–Adzy trying to buy an Adzgari Warship"How can I make it go faster?"
—Adzara -
Who are you all freinds with? EX. Miranu, or Zidigar ect.?
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Mr. Mulder, CIA -
(crosses bar to table where Adzy is sitting)
(bashes Adzy across head with 2x4)
That's enough of that.
Its possible to win against the V. Dread. with the shuttle. It just takes freakin' forever. I tried and have done that only once and am already sick of it. I now try easier but still rewarding strategies of dusting it. My favorite battle with it was with a Crescent Warship...------------------
I did really good on my driver's exam. I knocked down all the cones. -
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Originally posted by Desert Fox:
**(crosses bar to table where Adzy is sitting)
(bashes Adzy across head with 2x4)
That's enough of that.
Its possible to win against the V. Dread. with the shuttle. It just takes freakin' forever. I tried and have done that only once and am already sick of it. I now try easier but still rewarding strategies of dusting it. My favorite battle with it was with a Crescent Warship...**
No fair! No fair! No fair!
(bashes Desert Fox with a 50 pound iron hammer)
(Desert Fox's head disembodied)
(laughs)
(goes outside)
(sees everything destroyed)
(steals Prototype Azdara and goes somewhere else)
(rents room in Holiday Inn)
Now time for rest and relaxation.------------------
"The Golden Arches! The Golden Arches got me!"
-Cow
Noah:"All right, in alphebetical order."
Zebra:"Damn."
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(Goes out of bar,comes back with his huge Igazra fleet, blasts Adzy's prototype Azdara, orders fleet to bomb any planet on the Adzgari home system.)
That should do it.
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Blistering of Earth
Terminate its worth
Deadly nicotine
Kill what might have been
Shortest straw
Challenge liberty
Downed by law
Live in infamy
Rub you raw
Witchhunt riding through
Shortest straw
This shortest straw has been pulled for youAIM: EVCorvette
(url="http://"http://www.metallica.com")http://www.metallica.com(/url) -
Quote
Originally posted by Rip C. Evumizar:
**No fair! No fair! No fair!
(bashes Desert Fox with a 50 pound iron hammer)
(Desert Fox's head disembodied)
(laughs)
(goes outside)
(sees everything destroyed)
(steals Prototype Azdara and goes somewhere else)
(rents room in Holiday Inn)
Now time for rest and relaxation.**
(Gets into Igazra, pursues R.C.E. to the Holiday Inn, breaks into hotel room with a semi-auto plasma PPG, opens fire, blows the entire room into hell, goes back to bar, recharges gun)
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Blistering of Earth
Terminate its worth
Deadly nicotine
Kill what might have been
Shortest straw
Challenge liberty
Downed by law
Live in infamy
Rub you raw
Witchhunt riding through
Shortest straw
This shortest straw has been pulled for youAIM: EVCorvette
(url="http://"http://www.metallica.com")http://www.metallica.com(/url) -
(after miracle surgery, Desert Fox is alright)
(goes back to bar to pay Bozorg the agreed on 2mil credits for the assassination)------------------
I did really good on my driver's exam. I knocked down all the cones. -
Don't suppose I could scrounge a glass of Saaaaalian Brandy off of any of ya's it's just I spent my last credits on a space parrot that could recite the Voinian alphabet backwards....Damn thing bit me!!
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History is not dead.
History lives in the minds of those who refuse to forget the past.------------------
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Originally posted by Bungalow Boy:
**Damn thing bit me!!
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You gotta whip the little bastards...
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