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    • What do you think the Igzara looks like?


      In the short time i've been here, i've heard a few different opinions. I think it looks like a bunch of hay tied in a bundle. I've also heard someone call it twinkieship, and another name i won't mention here
      (whisper in the background: penisship).

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    • I think it looks like some perverted Igadzra's rendition of an Igadzra's diŠk. 🙂

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      (This message has been edited by Andrew M (edited 07-25-2000).)

    • It certainly looks better than the Adzgari Warship, if it comes to twinkie size/shape. Its also far bigger than the Zidara. I don't know if the ship designers had it in mind, but....The only ship bigger is the UE Cruiser

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      Originally posted by Jack:
      **The only ship bigger is the UE Cruiser
      **

      And the Dreadnaught.

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      "Don't worry - that red flashing light proably doesn't mean anything..."
      "Then why did the escape pod just launch?"
      "Oh s###!"

      BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

    • What do they look like?? Good target practice!!

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      Very funny, now beam down my clothes. These ladies look rest-less..... uh-oh...

    • 8=====D

      look sorta like that

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    • Oh, come on people... don't be shy. the Igazra is a big mighty **** . That's right. a big mighty **** with a lot of damn phase cannons which hurt my poor little Crescent Warship quite a bit. Thank god for escorts. Without them, I'd never be able to handle such a mighty orange **** . 😄

      Sweet dreams.

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      Originally posted by Flatulence:
      **Oh, come on people... don't be shy. the Igazra is a big mighty **** . That's right. a big mighty **** with a lot of damn phase cannons which hurt my poor little Crescent Warship quite a bit. Thank god for escorts. Without them, I'd never be able to handle such a mighty orange **** .:D

      Sweet dreams.
      **

      WHAT?? NOOOO..... they edit out "ŠřŠk??"... well, that sucks. all those "****" up there should read: c0ck or CoŠk, or whatever.

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    • What does the Igazra look like?

      I don't even want to think about it.

    • uhhh, the igazra is just a really big, glorified d1lD0

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      (This message has been edited by Oedipus (edited 07-27-2000).)

    • Yeah, it's just a huge, melon-flavored painful flying sex toy.

    • I don't know, it sort of looks like a lovely bouquet of flowers...nah it looks like one humongous prick.

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    • I bet a hewmen female would have fun with that....

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    • w, note the huge array of people we hasve replying to this topic :rolleyes:

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      😛

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      Originally posted by Speak&spell;:
      **Those who occasionally read a book know how to spell 'taught', Moose.

      :p**

      Ahem...It's Mouse...=) and for all of you wanting to know about and play with the Igadzra dingdong...do it on your own time...I doubt it's anything to be proud of...<=

      PEACE YO!

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    • It looks like a 180 meters long banana..... Pretty crap...

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    • s###### dork

    • No, I think it looks more like a male reproductive organ.
      Accept yellow, orange, and extreamly large...

    • The term you're all searching for is the Freudian "phallus."

      Since the Igazra is generally considered the most powerful warship (excluding for now the UE cruiser), I'm suprised more feminists haven't been offended by it... 😃

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