"That doomlaser or whatever that thing is that you just used... Oops, hold that thought.. Vionions...."
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Very funny, now beam down my clothes. These ladies look rest-less..... uh-oh...
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uh, what, voinians, wheres? In my bedroom with WIFE! ahhhhhhhhh! Super Sayien ME
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uh, what, voinians, wheres? In my bedroom with my WIFE! ahhhhhhhhh! Super Sayien ME
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I guess you'll be the father of little Vionions then, huh?
Actually what you just said made little to no sense, what the heck did you mean?
Actually Don't answer, I don't want to know.......~Disco Patton
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"A terrible darkness has fallen over the people of Emalgha, we must lift our lamps to find our way throught the darkness, may God save our poor world"
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I HAVE A VOININA KID! OH KNOW! OMG! THIS IS ALL THE PAX STATION FAULT! Strife gets up in his Gundam Wing Zero, flys to the pax stations, take his twin buster beam rifle and aims it and fires.
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But the shields of pax block the buster rifle, and Alien just laughs and laughs and laughs and laughs and laughs and laughs and laughs and laughs and laughs and laughs and laughs and laughs..
Okay, who the F**K put laughing gas in the air vents!?!?!?!?!
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But then the Voinian kid realises that his race is just a bunch old *******s that overrate themselves so much that they don't even realize that thier losing the war. So he goes with his blood-father to Voinia and steals the blueprints for the Dreadnaught, and escapes on board a Supply Ship. Then the Besserk disables the supply ship and gives the kid a lift to Earth, where he gives the Dreadnaught blueprints to the UE...
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"Don't worry - that red flashing light proably doesn't mean anything..."
"Then why did the escape pod just launch?"
"Oh ****!"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
(This message has been edited by Jude (edited 08-10-2000).)
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Noting the odd fact that he had klled Joshua only moments earlier, SteveVo8a again fires his DoomBeam, blowing away the cockpit of Josh's ship, and then slicing it in hale vertically. The two sides go spinning off into space.
Seeing that Pax's air quality has been compromised, he sends down a container of 100 tons of fresh air he happened to have in his cargo hold.
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"Now you've gotten my forklift angry...."Cpt. SteveVo8a
Cabin 124, Zachit Station
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Strife Gundam Wing Zero throws Aliens ship into the Paz station making all the laughing gas go into around the Pax Station. Then the Voinian Dredgouth with Strife son comes along an crashes then Drednought into the pax station. Then Some of the gas realease into a black whole making the gas 10 times strongers and it goes all around the whole universe and then everyone starts laughing at nothing. Expect me because i;m in my Wing Zero.
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You know what, Josh?
SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You have no dang reason to try to sabotage the story for everyone else So cut it out!!!!!!!! You're worse than Patton, for God's sake.
Oh, wait, I used multiple syllable words up there. Let me phrase it in a way you understand: SHUT UP!
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"Now you've gotten my forklift angry...."Cpt. SteveVo8a
Cabin 124, Zachit Station
(This message has been edited by SteveVo8a (edited 08-01-2000).)
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Who os Josh?
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Bite me Steve
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Originally posted by Joseph Strife:
**suck it
**Joseph, please be more respectful of the other people posting here. I've already had to delete one of your posts in this string because it was offensive towards women and was posted just to mess up the story line by trying to end it stupidly. I will delete more of your posts if you don't learn some manners quickly. As for everyone else, keep your tempers.
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Then a flame war blows up the station. No one can cooperate, no one loves each other, the galaxy is a glum place. The only happy people are the programmers with girlfriends, and they don't exist...
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But then the Starship Voyeger flew by the remains of pax bar and with it's non-logic field surrounding it,(See tell a story 2) as soon as it flew through the debres of pax station it was un-blown up. So everybody has another chanse at the meeting without the flamewar.
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U.E. Lovers Are Ignorant Of True Power. -
Welcome back, recently reconstituted friends. I can call you friends, can't I? Now let's settle our differences and get on with the business of making the universe a better place to live in.
And what are our differences? A trifling matter. The whole reason for the war between the Voinians and the Humans centers upon one obscure fact; that we disagree on which operating system the United Sentient Spacegoing Races (USSR) should use as standard.
We Voinians use an operating system a lot like our ships... big, unattractive, slow and liable to crash. It was originally written for us by a human who went by the name of 'Gates' - the Voinian Indespensable New Disk Operating Weirdness System (Vindows). If you, the other sentient races will immediately surrender all copies of non-standard, subversive computers programs which were not developed by the Vindows corporation, we assure you that peace will reign once more.