OK, here's the story - All of the races (including Human and Alien Renegades) are all traveling to this bar to have a big meeting for no apparent reason. This place is ushally violent enough, being shared by two races who are at war. Not there are goint to be 14 sets of enemies here. Here we go...
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"Don't worry - that red flashing light proably doesn't mean anything..."
"Then did the escape pod just launch?"
"Oh s###!"
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Meeting leader: And now we will hear from the Igadzra representive...
Igadzra Representive:.................. 
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Oh, I'm sorry. Did that break your concentration?
I didn't mean to do that.
Please, continue.
I believe you were saying something about "best intentions."
-Jules. Pulp Fiction
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(This message has been edited by the Necromicon (edited 07-24-2000).)
Hmmmm, now what is this????
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Very funny, now beam down my clothes. These ladies look rest-less..... uh-oh...
Oh.. I see.. {After checking a few other bars}
Alien, who is an unknown species working for the UE, fidgets madly while holding his blaster rifle and watching the Vionions...
"Fricking bastards.." He says and the Vionions turn and look at him..
"What was that you puny fool?"
"I said you SMELL LIKE MY-"
Red paint... lots and lots of red paint... :eek:
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Very funny, now beam down my clothes. These ladies look rest-less..... uh-oh...
Excuse me, I don't mean to disrupt anything, but are we going to have spam snacks after this?
{Everyone pulls out their blasters and blows DoomKuff into itty bitty little peices}
Lands Boomer in Pax Station and enters bar
goes to the gambling machine and wins 6,500 credits
refuels Boomer , leaves the Station, only to get killed by an angry Disco Bison
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"I like ice cream without chunky bits in it... they get stuck in my tubes." — Bungie's Soul
Igadzra representative begins to speak:
"Well, I would just like to say that the Zidigar are extremely over-melodramatic. They seem like they're always making operas after a Zidara goes and wins a battle against an Igadzra Arada. Plus, the Azdigari are always super-tense. That's why they can't get enough of fighting. If they try to relax at all, they'll blow up."
Snickers are heard around the Igadzra group. But then an Azdigari Azdara pilot from the back says:
"Oh yeah, if we don't relax we blow up, huh? Like YOU?!" And then pulls his phase blaster out and blows the head off the representative. A firfight erupt between the two races. Then the Zidigar joined in saying:
"Melodramatic? What about and your own super-tense security? You don't even let your own species on your homeworld!"
There is a firefight between the strands, and tension between the humans and the Vionians is rising...
Then the station blows up and the story ends...
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But just before it blows, everyone teams up and captures a Volnian supply ship, and the Voinians being the only one knowing to fly it, start back to Voinia - But then the Humans and the Emagara get mad and start a firefight with the Voinians in the cockpit. Suddenly, where the all the controles blow up.
Meanwhile, the strands are still having another firefight and a simotanouis insult war, the Renegades get very pissed off at the humans for blowing up the ship's engine controls. Then the Zatchit just happen to blame the Voinians. And all hell breaks loose in the ship.
So everyone is pretty shocked when it crash-lands on a un-inhabited planet. Looks like they are all stuck there for awhile...
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"Don't worry - that red flashing light proably doesn't mean anything..."
"Then did the escape pod just launch?"
"Oh s###!"
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
And then a human freighter picks them all up and brings them to a new space station (after ejcting a few voinians into outer space).
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"Let's do this!"
-Styth
Titan A.E.
The UE Strandless attempt to speak up and claim the bar for themselves, but as soon as they speak they are mowed down by fire from the other strands. The UE and Emalghans then blame the Voinians for the lose of the last station, and both sides manage to kill half of their opponents. This done, everyone sits back and enjoys the new (red) paint job.
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But it was too good to last. The Zidigar started composing operas about the meeting, which no one minded-until they started rehearsing them in the bar...
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"Don't worry - that red flashing light proably doesn't mean anything..."
"Then did the escape pod just launch?"
"Oh s###!"
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
The spacestation is rapidly turning into a war zone. The Azdgari have managed to turbocharged one of the robotic drinks trolleys, and are riding in it, blowing the hell out of anything that moves, and many things that don't. The Zidagar, not to outdone by the Adzgari, have slapped together a phase-beam, to try to blow the Adzgari out of the water. The Igadzra, known to be subtle, and wanting to come out in the end, have secretly rigged the phase-beam to fire once and explode. The UE, have managed to smuggle a whole UE Fighter into the spacestation, and have cloaked it and gone in search of the voinians. The renegades have sown a layer of space mines, all over the station, and the strandless are picking up the mines, for scrap metal. The voinians knowing that the humans have a fighter somewhere on the station, have stripped all the unnessescary equipment from a trio of rocket launchers, and the Emalghia have dug some trenches, and are committing trench warfare to anyone who comes near.
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You don't blow it up, you just, how shall I put it,
"Let the smoke out"-Jack
I want a doughnut. A doughnut as doughnutty as a doughnut made of flour, water, one large egg, sugar, a pinch of yeast, cinnamon to taste, and jam or jelly filling, depending on preference. Its not a doughnut as something in any way metaphorical. Just a doughnut.
And then some Council Agents appear and start blowing upanyone they can for no apparent reason.
Meanwhile, the Voinians have sent a captured freight curior full of voinian troops to this station to avenge the Voinians ejected into space. but they weren't counting on the Emalgha trenches, so they dug in to and both sides are just sitting there waiting for the other to make a move.
Meanwhile, the Zidigar are still tring to compose operas about this - giving the Adzari even more reason to try to break through the Zidigar lines. But no ones really sure why the phased beam blew up. Or at least, almost no one...
And the two Idzari leaders became suspicious that the other one was plotting agaenst him, so now they ARE plotting aginst each other, and dividing all the Idzari there.
And the Renegades are just being thier normal thorn in everyon's side, just running around and taking advantace of the chaos to rob a few people.
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"Don't worry - that red flashing light proably doesn't mean anything..."
"Then why did the escape pod just launch?"
"Oh ****!"
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
(This message has been edited by Hunter2 (edited 07-24-2000).)
And then,
Jack, leader of the North Tip Renegades, sees
Jacky, leader of the South Tip Renegades, and there is a romantic moment until,
Jack, leader of the human renegades pulls a pistol, and is shot by,
Zacha Jack, who then leaves in his souped up Arada, A-Mobile.
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You don't blow it up, you just, how shall I put it,
"Let the smoke out"-Jack
I want a doughnut. A doughnut as doughnutty as a doughnut made of flour, water, one large egg, sugar, a pinch of yeast, cinnamon to taste, and jam or jelly filling, depending on preference. Its not a doughnut as something in any way metaphorical. Just a doughnut.
and then
and then
and then...
the whole universe explodes because the crew of galaxy quest uses the Omega 13. All life ceases to exist.
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In a distant parellel universe, where a butterfly flapped its wings only once instead of twice, which didn't cause Hurricane Andrew, and so this universe is almost entirely the same as ours, time begins to pass.
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You don't blow it up, you just, how shall I put it,
"Let the smoke out"-Jack
I want a doughnut. A doughnut as doughnutty as a doughnut made of flour, water, one large egg, sugar, a pinch of yeast, cinnamon to taste, and jam or jelly filling, depending on preference. Its not a doughnut as something in any way metaphorical. Just a doughnut.
While you were sporting among yourselves, commandos from the supercruiser Borb Lives have attached sixty-four limpet mines to the station. I myself need not fear death in the imminent explosion, as I am merely a robot simulacrum of the real Voinian Ambassador. 
You will all surrender your weapons immediately, and proceed to the detention and interrogation unit. And anyone who mis-spelled 'voinian' as 'vionion' will be centrifuged to death in the Photon Excruciator, oh yes.
But then, a krait comes and destroys the Voinian Supercruiser, and the great Borb, now not so great, dies...again. But the krait pilot dies as the krait explodes due to system failure. The Miruana(OK,OK...so you don´t spell it like that) runs around the station selling stuff to all races. The other races soon find out about this, and they are all very angry on miruana now. They are all happy with the new blue painting, except for miruana.
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If it´s quality software you can read "Made with Macintosh" -Shadow
....but the station was destroyed along with the universe. And since the universe has a prefix meaning one, it encompasses everything, meaning that it's destruction destroyed everything, including parallel universes, because they're all the same thing,,,,,,,,,
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