I was thinking of joining this while it was still a legitimate web story, but it's become like the Boozerama Bars so I'll stay there.
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Worms Armageddon name: Insano
XWA name: KMG_Corran
STVEF name: Insano
Yeah, Insano, this was more fun when it wasn't... pointless. Now it is just random ramblings. Still quite fun. 
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Remember that you are a unique individual - just like everybody else.
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**pointless... random ramblings... fun.
**
Mr. Moose rambles pointlessly.
Dash punches Marvin2 but he is made of Uranium and Dash contacts armpit cancer.
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Mac steps out of the cockpit and sees Marvin2. "Aw darn, our drive replaced itself again?" he asks. Mac turns off the drive, pushes Marvin2 out an airlock, and starts up his finite improbability generator to make a replacement, which is neither evil nor made of uranium. Mac turns the Brain of Silver, his Corvette, towards Sol, to see what the new drive can do at random to the Confeds.
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However, the improbability drive creates 129,600 stars, surronding the Brain of Silver, which all detonate into suernovas at the same time. The improbability drive picks this moment to turn itself, and all spares/copies/replacements, into a pot of harmless flowers which can't do anything. Overlooked in this chaos was the maiming of Dash.
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"Death. Destruction. Famine. Pestilence. Disease. These are all brought upon us by evil. Evil is that which oppresses. Our cause is thus a holy one. We shall triumph over evil!" Chieftain spl_cadet, rallying the troops before the first engagement of the Second War of Liberation.
Dash flies around because he has forgotten what maiming means. 
He blows up a couple of pirates and 50 kestrels jump in.
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...or we could make it a Tell-A-Story/Webstory/BoozeramaBar hybrid, that's fine too...
Dash quickly realizes that his shorts have turned into seaweed, so he eats a large quantity of sand.
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Dash then realizes that he has no teeth! The grains of sand get into Dash's holes where his teeth once were. "OHR MYR GORD!" <-- Oh My God.
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Sing us a song, you're the piano man
Sing us a song tonight
Well, we're all in the mood for a melody
And you've got us feelin' alright
Bob laughs at Dash. Dash then mysteriousily bites his head off.
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Headless, Dash runs blindly into his shuttle. He takes off and faces a fleet of four billion alien cruisers, all armed with toothpicks.
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A new shuttle jumps in, it fires way too many forklifts and blows up the aliens and Dash is caught in the explosions. The pilot of this shuttle is Dirk Dipstick, secret agent of the Rebels. Armed with only a forklift, Dirk defies the odds in his lowly shuttlecraft, the "Milk Truck." Dirk is extremely stupid and doesn't really knows what he's doing. He amazingly passed the test to enter the Rebel Navy.
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(This message has been edited by Mr. Moose (edited 12-01-2001).)
Dash then reads the post again and realizes HE bit BOB's head off. He dodges dirks Forklift, and....
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(This message has been edited by Jimbob (edited 12-01-2001).)
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Originally posted by Jimbob:
**He dodges dirks Forklift, and....
**
Decides to join Dirk, since he won't juke out all those forklifts. The fleet of two shuttles (with a Forklift on Dirk's and a Proton Bolt on Dash's) and jump into hyperspace.
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Unfortunatelyl, poor old Dirk's shuttle gets deleted in an Res edit accident. 
Dash steals his Forklift and attacks some pirates, again.
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Originally posted by Jimbob:
**Unfortunatelyl, poor old Dirk's shuttle gets deleted in an Res edit accident.:D Dash steals his Forklift and attacks some pirates, again.
**
Dirk appears on Spica. He buys a Manta and kills a Frigrate by pure luck.(That is Dirk's preffered method of fighting.)
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Dirk then attacks a Cruiser. His pure luck stays with him, until Res edit gives his ship a Heavy Fusion beam. He then kills the Cruiser without any luck at all.
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Then Dirk gets deleted in an EV-Edit accident.
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"Death. Destruction. Famine. Pestilence. Disease. These are all brought upon us by evil. Evil is that which oppresses. Our cause is thus a holy one. We shall triumph over evil!" Chieftain spl_cadet, rallying the troops before the first engagement of the Second War of Liberation.
In fact, Dirk should have been honered, because he was deleted by a brand new bug. He would have celebrated, but he died before he could. Now, Dash, Dash was...
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Originally posted by Jimbob:
**he would have celebrated, but he died before he could.
**
Dirk Dipstick Day, Junetober 52nd.
Dash is made superpowerful by the exact same bug.
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After eating a funny whelk, Dash is instantly transported to a mysterious "alien glaxy."
Using his new "superpowers," Dash overthrows the government and creates an astronomically large fleet that prepares to advance on the Milky Way.
For thousands of years, the mighty ships tore across the empty wastes of space and finally dived screaming onto the first planet they came across--which happened to be the Earth--but due to an enormous miscalculation of scale the entire battle fleet was accidently swallowed by a small dog.
So there , Moose. you wanted HHGTTG refrences, you got HHGTTG refrences.
